• cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
  • cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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spinneretsystems:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

timemistressofthetardis:

theodd1sout:

I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend. 

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This took a pleasant turn

so wait 
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED  

It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

friends meme: 4/4 friendships · chandler and rachel

"I’m sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don’t get."

katnisstrinket:

GET TO KNOW ME MEMEFavourite Actors » 2) Dylan O’Brien

↳ "I’m still learning. The thing I like a lot about acting is I’ll never learn enough. I’ll never know it inside and out."