98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Makes me cry every time
so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”