I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend.
This took a pleasant turn
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED
It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of sex
like supposedly always humping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa
friends meme: 4/4 friendships · chandler and rachel
"I’m sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don’t get."