when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
the best kind. I’d watch a movie about that. (sex scene must be included)
it is very important that people know their sister signs, because the compatibility between two tends to get disregarded when in actuality you are the yin to their yang— their other half! it is likely that you may have had a friend/friends or a crush/crushes that were your sister sign (or the sister sign of your moon sign).
aries ➥ libra taurus ➥ scorpio gemini ➥ sagittarius cancer ➥ capricorn leo ➥ aquarius virgo ➥ pisces
“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”—
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )
And they don’t want you. Tough cookie.
In order to be good in bed, you have to prioritize what your partner likes, feels, and wants which means you have to see them as a person, first, in order to understand that they have feelings, wants, and thoughts and aren’t just a walking and talking sex toy. But dudes who are complaining about the “friend zone” don’t see women as anything BUT a walking, talking sex toy that they should be able to stick their dick into any time they want.