May 2013
growlithed:
andrewhussiesbosom:
IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER
because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
metahumer:
thug life more like ugh life
whatnycusedtobe:
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
“If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must...”
– ladyatheist (via nadashannon)
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
people that think theyre superior to other people on here kill me like we are on a blogging site are u serious
lord-kitschener:
If anybody comes up to me and says “I like your shoelaces” as tumblr code, I’m going to seriously consider kicking them in the shin
gallifrey-feels:
underutilized-nerdgirl:
im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Gabriel
Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
ostracizedpoodle:
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
sadtoasteroven:
whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida
thanks, dan
googlehomie:
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
witchpop:
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
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yugoslavic:
ohsunfury:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
