patrick stump and the band are walking through town. suddenly a wild gangster appears. “yo yo, nigga you got a fuckin problem? you and your stupid hat.” patrick backs away a bit. straightening his glasses, he says, “listen sir, sorry if you’re having a bad day, but there’s no need for racial slurs. it’ll all be okay, i love you,” the gangster begins to cry, pulling pat into a hug. god bless patrick stump.
I want someone to love me like snape loved lily. like gatsby loved daisy. like heathcliffe loved cathy. like the phantom loved christine. like humbert loved lolita. like apollo loved daphne. l don’t understand romance. please keep men away from me until I learn
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay