zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

my-chemicals-are-romantic:

poorlydrawnfallloutboy:

poorlydrawnfallloutboy:

poorlydrawnfallloutboy:

Talk about a transformation Tuesday

I GOT THE WRONG PICTURE

I CLICKED THE WRONG PICTURE I DID NOT USED TO LOOK LIKE PATRICK STUMP

OH MY GOD

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming