I just turned 24 and I only wear this dress.
yes your honor i did kill that man but it was that jogger who found him so the rule “finders keepers” applies in this situation, please take these handcuffs off now
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
I do, I need you.
People obsessing over possible animation flaws in Disney’s Frozen
My 3rd grade teacher once told me to read the books that are the the most damaged on the outside because you can tell by the damage its been read by a lot of people, and there’s usually a great story on the inside.
This advice hasn’t failed me yet.
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens